Monkey

I'm awesome, first and foremost. In fact, I am most likely the most awesome person you're ever going to meet. Not only that, but I'm also probably more awesome than all the people you've ever known, or will ever meet. When I wake up in the morning, I piss greatness and when I go to bed at night, the moon says good night to me. I am into Comics(Marvel and Top Cow, DC can go fuck itself currently), Gaming(Pathfinder and World of Darkness all the way baby!!), World of Warcraft(I'm a lorewhore for that game), Pro Wrestling(WWE and TNA, plus the occasional indie stuff thrown in) and most importantly, Yankees Baseball. There's more to me than all that, of course, but until I deem you awesome enough, you'll need to stay in the dark.